JT Chick Parodies And Satires--Part Three









 








































 
















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A  rare Indian variant version of A Demon's Nightmare.
















































"Winter Solstice celebrations are held on the eve of the shortest day of the year. During the first millennium in what is today Scotland, the Druids celebrated Winter Solstice honoring their Horned God and rejoicing his solar return as the days got longer, signaling the coming of spring. Also called the Yule and the Saturnalia, this tradition still lives today in the Wiccan traditions and in many cultures around the world.

The symbols of those earlier religions -- the mistletoe, the holly, the pentagram, the evergreen tree, the Yule log, the wreath, and the fertility colors of red and green -- have surv


The Horned God is perhaps the oldest male deity in European history.


Images of him date back to prehistoric cave drawings in Lascaux, France. He appeared as Pan Pangenitor to the ancient Greeks, and as Cernunnos to the Celts, and as numerous other horned or antlered fertility deities across Europe. On the eve of the Winter's Solstice, he was believed to impregnate the cold, dead Earth Mother, so that she may resurrect and give birth to new, green life in the spring.

The celebration of the Solstice was officially forbidden by the Christian Church, but continued on among peasants and nobles nonetheless. Finally, in the Fourth Century, Pope Julius I acquiesced and created the holiday we now know as Christmas, substituting the birth of Jesus (which most historians have placed in September) for the veneration of the Pangenitor in an attempt to transform the pagan holiday into a Christian one. Still, the figure of the Horned God survived into the character we today know as "Santa Claus," the "Old Man of the North," the ancient, furry, man in red who is borne aloft by a team of horned bucks and "delivers the goods" to the entire planet in one magical night...."

ived and been incorporated into the iconography of current Christmas celebrations.....



































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SETRADITINUINISTRATIONEN Everyone said you're liars, but I defended you. B Foo å®¶ ™ [CH] & AVA Santa is real, right, Mom... Dad? AMWAY
Excuse me, Father, but I thought 】 the Catholic church hated theup. How can you communists Father, I am mixed )( Haw, haw, haw! My son, didn't you know that Jesus was a be a follower of Jesus and be a Marxist? revolutionary just like Carlos? Not any more, Juan. not any more. Many of them have changed He fought to overthrow the oppressive Roman Government. We follow Gasp! his example Juan, man is basically good. The capitalist system has enslaved him with social, economic and political chains. Our message of Liberation Theology wil deliver him Here is the Jesus preach Once we overthrow this system, we are freed from slavery He said take from the rich and give to the poor, you know through socialism. And that's our salvation! ina Mark 10:18
FANTASY, GIRL Satan SORRY DAVID, LOST DON'T WORRY, IM 26 YEARSOLD, DAVID, YOUR A BOY THATS WRONG! THAT GIRL REALLY KICKED YOUR ASS HON OH DAMN
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RESIST TENDENCY SOFA? DAVID TRIES TO DATEHOMOSEXUAL GIRLS LATER THAT SAME SAME NIGHT NIGHT THAT LATER TATER WHY CANTI JUST DIE? REALLY LIKE YOUR SISTER DAVID? WHY DAVID? HE REALLY BASE HON OH,
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YES! THE NAME OF EVERY PROTESTANT CHURCH MEMBER IN THE WORLD IS BEING RECORDED IN THE BIG COMPUTER IN THE VATICAN. S pace 20 of Crusaders 12 THIS IS BEING DONE BY THE DREADED ROMAN CATHOLIC "HOLY OFFICE" (OFFICE OF THE GENERAL INQUISITOR) WORKING UNDER THE NAME OF "SACRED CONGREGATION FOR THE DOCTRINE OF THE FAITH." (THE VATICAN INVESTIGATORY AGENCY).
WHO'S YOUR DADDY
DAVID TRIES TO GO STRAIGHT HE DATES GIRLS BUT THE HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCY IS 0O STRONG TO RESIST LATER THAT SAME NIGHT REALLY LIKE YOU DAVID. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHATPM REALLY GOING THROUGH WHY CAN'TI JUST DIE? WHY WAS I EVER BORN? WHY CANTICHANGE YOU'RE LONELY AND DEPRESSED, R OH, HONEY, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IM REALLY YOUR SISTER GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE GAY SO FACE T
AT 10 YEARS OLD, DAVID HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MASTURBATION AND SEXUAL FANTASY DAVID, YOUR DADDY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE 1 D0.TM YOUR REAL FRIEND DAVID, GO HOME DONT WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS ANY MORE IT'S WRONG DAVID, DID YOU KNOW THAT DON'T WORRY WE DIDN'T LIKE IT ANYWAY DID WE, DAVID? YOU ARE REALLY A LITTLE GIRL INSIDE A BOY? THATS WHY THAT LITTLE GIRL DIDN'T LIKE YOU MATT. 10:26
As we get closer to the Second Coming of Jesus... Satanism will increase So will human sacrifice!



















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